IRISH KID

   8 year old  Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
  "What's your  name?", asked the teacher.
   "Mohammad,"  he replied.
   "You're in  Ireland now," replied  the teacher, "So from now on you will be  known as Mike.
   " Mohammad  returned home after school.
   "How was your day, Mohammad?",  his mother asked.
   "My name is not  Mohammad.  I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike?
   "Are you ashamed of your  name?  Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage,  your religion?  Shame on  you!" 
   And his mother  beat him. Then she called his  father, who beat him again.
   The next day Mohammad returned to  school.  The teacher saw all of his bruises.
   "What happened to you,  Mike?", she  asked.
    "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs!

 

Worst joke of all time...

I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night. They were called "Bomb Jovi".

They were brilliant. Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.

Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.

I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"

Well, that was when the fight started!