Born 1930 -
definitely need to read the statement by Jay. Oh sotrue.
Those of You Born
At the end of this Email is a quote of the month
by Jay Leno.. If you don't read anything else, PleaseRead what
Very well stated, Mr.
TO ALL THE
KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE
1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and70's!
First, we survived being born to
Who smoked and/or drank while
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese
Tuna from a can and didn't get tested for
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on
our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-basepaints.
We had no childproof lids on medicine
Locks on doors or cabinets and when we
Our bikes, we
had baseball caps not helmets on ourheads.
As infants &
We would ride in cars with no car
seats, no seat belts, no air bags, bald tires and sometimes no
Riding in the back of a pick-up truck on a
always a special treat.
We drank water
From the garden hose and not from a
We shared one soft drink with four
From one bottle and no one actually died from
We ate cupcakes, white bread, real butter and
Kool-Aid made with real white sugar.
And, we weren't
Always outside playing...that's
We would leave home in the morning and play all
as we were back when the
To reach us all day. And, we were
We would spend hours building our go-carts out
And then ride them down the hill, only to
the brakes. After running into the
a few times, we learned to solve the
We did not have Playstations, Nintendo's and
There were no video games, no 150 channels on
No video movies or DVD's, no surround-sound or
phones, No personal computers, no Internet and no chat
HAD FRIENDS And we went outside and found
We fell out of trees, got cut, broke bones and
And there were no lawsuits from these
We ate worms and mud pies made from
worms did not live in us
We were given BB guns for our 10th
Made up games with sticks and tennis balls
were told it would happen,
We did not put out very many
We rode bikes or walked to a friend's
Knocked on the door or rang the bell, or
Walked in and
talked to them.
Little League had tryouts and not everyone made
didn't had to learn to deal
The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke
sided with the law!
These generations have produced some of
Risk-takers, problem solvers and inventors
Have been an explosion of innovation and
We had freedom, failure, success and
we learned how to deal with it
If YOU are one of
You might want to share this
who have had the luck to grow up as kids,
and the government regulated so much of our
for our own
While you are at it, forward it to your kids so
they will know
how brave and lucky their parents
Kind of makes you want to
run through the house
with scissors, doesn't
month is by Jay
"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of
mud slides, flooding, severe
tearing up the country from one end to
and with the threat
Are we sure this is a
to take God out of the Pledge of
For those that prefer to think that God is not
watching over us.. ..go ahead and delete
God determines who walks into your life....it's
up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you
refuse to let go.
I need this back. If you'll do this for me, I'll
do it for you.
When there is nothing left but God,
that is when you find out that God is all you need. Take 60 seconds
and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer
for the person who sent you this.
God bless my friend in whatever it is that You
know they may need this day!
And may their life be full of your peace,
as he/she seeks to have a closer
relationship with you.
Then send it on to five other people, including
the one who sent it to you Within hours you will have caused a multitude
of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of
God work in your life.
P. S... Five is good, but more is
IN GOD WE
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Thursday, February 21, 2013
This might be meant for humor, but there is a lot of truth here!Translation:
CALIFORNIA WYOMING Arsenal of Weapons Gun Collection Delicate Wetlands Swamp Undocumented Worker Illegal Alien Cruelty-Free Materials Synthetic Fiber Assault and Battery Attitude Adjustment Heavily Armed Well-protected Narrow-minded Righteous Taxes or Your Fair Share Coerced Theft Commonsense Gun Control Gun Confiscation Plot Illegal Hazardous Explosives Fireworks for Stump Removal Non-viable Tissue Mass Unborn Baby Equal Access to Opportunity Socialism Multicultural Community High Crime Area Fairness or Social Progress Marxism Upper Class or "The Rich" Self-Employed Progressive, Change Big Government Scheme Homeless or Disadvantaged Bums or Welfare Leeches Sniper Rifle Scoped Deer Rifle Investment For the Future Higher Taxes Healthcare Reform Socialized Medicine Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater Conservative Truants Homeschoolers Victim or Oppressed Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing High Capacity Magazine Standard Capacity Magazine Religious Zealot Church-going Reintroduced Wolves Sheep and Elk Killers Fair Trade Coffee Overpriced Yuppie Coffee Exploiters or "The Rich" Employed or Land Owner The Gun Lobby NRA Members Assault Weapon Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine) Fiscal Stimulus New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting Chinese Mercury-Laden Light BulbsAccepted Facts Bullshit
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night. They were called "Bomb Jovi".
They were brilliant. Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.
I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well, that was when the fight started!
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Subject: Funny Stuff....but some truth to California's way of thinking!
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog on a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control . Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to a hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while the Fish & Game Commission conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
9. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million suit against the State.
The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.