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This one about sums it up perfectly................
   
Five surgeons are talking.

The first, an Ontario surgeon, says: " I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered. "
 
The second, a Quebec surgeon, responds: " Yeah, but you should try electricians.  Everything inside of them is color coded. "
 
The third, a B.C. surgeon, says: " No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside of them is in alphabetical order. "
 
The fourth, an Alberta surgeon, chimes in: " You know, I like construction workers.  Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
"
But the fifth, a Newfoundlander, shut them all up when he observed," You're all wrong.  
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. "

What’s the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent man?

Bigfoot has been spotted several times.

Boy, was Obama pissed... 

This is mythical and deep. Truly beautiful...

A  man asked an American Indian what was his wife' name.

He replied, "She called Five Horses".

The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife.

What does it mean?"

The  Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name.

It mean... 

NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!

 

Neither Hare Nor There

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, Pulls over and gets out of his car to see what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is dead. The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway sees the man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man, “What's wrong?”

"I feel terrible," he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and killed him."

The blonde says, "Don't worry." She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can and then walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again until he finally hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label. It says,

Are you ready for this?

Are you sure?

Last chance

OK, here it is

It says, "Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair, and adds permanent wave."