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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Worst joke of all time...


I went to see a Muslim tribute band last night. They were called "Bomb Jovi".
They were brilliant. Their last song "Living on a Prayer Mat" almost brought the house down.
Then this Muslim bloke started bragging about how he had the entire Koran on DVD.
I was interested so I asked him, "Can you burn me a copy?"
Well, that was when the fight started!
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