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Saturday, March 28, 2015

IRISH KID


   8 year old  Mohammad entered his classroom on the first day of school.
  "What's your  name?", asked the teacher.
   "Mohammad,"  he replied.
   "You're in  Ireland now," replied  the teacher, "So from now on you will be  known as Mike.
   " Mohammad  returned home after school.
   "How was your day, Mohammad?",  his mother asked.
   "My name is not  Mohammad.  I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike?
   "Are you ashamed of your  name?  Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage,  your religion?  Shame on  you!" 
   And his mother  beat him. Then she called his  father, who beat him again.
   The next day Mohammad returned to  school.  The teacher saw all of his bruises.
   "What happened to you,  Mike?", she  asked.
    "Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs!
 

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