The Blond Girl Wins One!
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Coloradorancher.One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, therancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is comingover to impregnate one of our cows, so I drove a nail intothe 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"The rancher leaves for the fields.After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives andknocks on the front door.“I came to inseminate the cow,” he said.Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the rowof cows, and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This isthe one right here."The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks,"Tell me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOUknow that this is the right cow to be bred?""That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," sheexplains very confidently.Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, isthe nail for?"The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,“I guess it’s to hang your pants on."