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Tuesday, March 24, 2015


                 The Blond Girl Wins One!

A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Coloradorancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the
rancher  says to Amy, "The  insemination man is coming
over to  impregnate one of  our cows, so I drove a nail into
the 2x4 just  above where the cow's stall is in the barn.  
Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"

The rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial  insemination man arrives and
knocks on the front door. 
“I came to inseminate the cow,” he said.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row
of cows, and when Amy sees  the nail, she tells him,  "This is
the one right  here." 
The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks,
"Tell me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU
know that this is the right cow to be bred?"

"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she
explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is
the nail for?"

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

“I guess it’s to hang your pants on."

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