Subject: How did we elect his guy?
An Israeli doctor says: "In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work".
The German doctor says: "that's nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".
The Russian doctor says: "gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work".
The United States doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. Five years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain
Kevin Ryan, Ph. D.
Professor and Director Emeritus
Professor and Director Emeritus
Center for Character and Social Responsibility
Boston University
