Dr. Seuss

NEW DR. SEUSS


I do not like this Uncle Sam,


I do not like his health care scam.


I do not like these dirty crooks,


or how they lie and cook the books.


I do not like when Congress steals,


I do not like their secret deals.


I do not like ex-speaker Nan ,


I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN!'


I do not like this spending spree ---


I'm smart; I know that nothing's free.


I do not like your smug replies,


when we complain about your lies.


I do not like this kind of hope.


I do not like it --- nope, nope, nope!






Go Green â?" recycle the White House!

Craig's List new listing...

Listing today on Craig's List:

You are probably not very interested in any used farm equipment, but
thought you might like to see this ad taken from Craig's List this
morning...

Fifty-year-old manure spreader - $1 (Washington, D.C.)

Date: 4-4-2012, 08:21AM EST

Fifty-year old manure spreader. Not sure of brand. Said to have been
produced in Kenya. Used for a few years in Indonesia before being
smuggled into the US via Hawaii. Of questionable pedigree. Does not
appear to have ever been worked very hard. Apparently, it was pampered by various owners over the years. It does not work very often, but when it does, it can really spread the manure and sling it for amazing
distances. I am hoping to retire this manure spreader next November.
Nevertheless, I really do not want it hanging around getting in the
way. I would prefer a foreign buyer that is willing to relocate this
manure spreader out of the country. I would be willing to trade this
manure spreader for a nicely framed copy of the United States
Constitution .

Location: Oval Office -Washington, D.C.

Best political Joke yet