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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Donald Trump joke


 
So, I was walking through the mall the other day and saw that there was a Muslim bookstore. I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim bookstore
so I went in.
 
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
 
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
 
The clerk said, get the Hell out and stay out!
 
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
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