Laughingstock of the world...

A doctor from France says: "In France , the medicine is so advanced that we
cut off a man's testicles; we put them onto another man, and in 6 weeks he
is looking for work.
"The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the
brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks
he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of
the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2
weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my colleagues, you are
way behind us..in the USA .  About 3 years ago, we grabbed a person from
Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls..we made him President of the
United States, and now the whole damn country is looking for work."