Another Donald Trump joke

A Mexican, a Muslim, and Donald Trump Are Walking Down a Beach…

An illegal Mexican immigrant, a radical Muslim, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the Mexican stumbled over a bottle in the sand.


He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared.


“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said.

“Since there are three of you, you may have a wish each.”


Pointing at the Mexican, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”
The Mexican said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take everyone of Mexican descent back to our homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”


The genie clapped his hand and the illegal Mexican immigrant was transported to Mexico will millions of “his” people.
Turning to the radical Muslim, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”


The radical Muslim said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Islam! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and serve Allah.”


This genie clapped his hands and the radical Muslim, along with every other Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.


Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”


Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, 

“Just give me a Pepsi. It doesn’t get any better than this!”

Dear Abby

 

My husband hasn`t worked for the last 14 years . All he does is get dressed
in the morning and hop in his fancy car to visit his cronies . I know he`s
cheated on me many times with young girls who could be his grand daughters .

 

I know because he brags about this to me  . He smokes fancy cigars and
drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night .

 

We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off !

Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him , Abby ?
Your advice would be appreciated .....
         

Mad as Hell

 

 

 

 

 

Dear Mad as Hell,

 

You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man . I suggest you
pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p!   

 

Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan , and try to act like a lady !

Remember ....... you`re running for President of the United States , so try
acting like one !

 

          Abby

 

DUCK PHOTO

Many of my friends have told me that all they ever get from me are dirty jokes and pictures.

To change your minds, I wanted to send you this picture of a duck. I have been told it is pretty good as duck pictures go .

So, I'm sending it to you knowing that a lot of you are sportsmen and will appreciate this

I think it's a Mallard

Ted Nugent Interview...

How deer think

Great Quote!

Deer Hunting Story... even if you don't care about hunting... Gotta Love Ted!

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress."
The interview ended