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Tuesday, April 9, 2013

How to wash a cat...

Some of you have heard this, but pass it on to those who need a good laugh !!!!!!!


How to Wash a Cat

Go into the bathroom and put both lids of the toilet up
Add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to water in the bowl
Pick up the cat - soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom
In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noise that comes from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!!!!!!
Flush the toilet 3-4 times.
This provides a "Power-Wash & Rinse"
Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure no one is in the path between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand well back behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the lid.
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside
He will now dry himself.
Both your toilet and your cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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