GRANDFATHERS

Have you ever wondered what the                           difference is between Grandmothers and                           Grandfathers?  Well, here it is: 

There was a loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on                           weekends. Every Saturday morning he would                           take  his 7 yearold granddaughter out for a          drive, stop for   pancakes, ice cream, candy                           - just him and his granddaughter. 

One particular Saturday he had a bad cold and really didn't feel up to it at all. He knew his                           granddaughter always looked forward to their drive and would be disappointed, but luckily his wife came to the rescue   and said she'd take their                           granddaughter for the drive and breakfast.                            

When they returned, the little girl anxiously                           ran upstairs to see her grandfather still in bed.                           "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he                           asked.

"Not really, papa, it was really boring.  We didn't see a single asshole, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's ass, liberal pinko, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"