WHY TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Ten reasons to vote Democrat by Letterman
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> THESE ARE GREAT AND RIGHT ON
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> Ten reasons to vote Democrat by
> Letterman
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> #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
> marry
> whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German
> Shepherd.
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> #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
> 4% on a gallon
> of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
> at 15% isn't.
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> #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a
> better
> job of spending the money I earn than I
> would.
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> #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long
> as
> nobody is offended by it.
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> #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
> gun,
> and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
> murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
> that gets
> police to your home in order to identify your body after a home
> invasion.
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> #5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
> babies
> being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
> comfy.
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> #4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right
> to
> free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should
> take away Social Security from those who paid into
> it.
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> #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not
> be
> allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
> the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees
> it.
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> #2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
> rewrite
> the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
> get their agendas past the voters.
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> … And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's
> better to
> pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
> because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here
> in
> America. We
> don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those
> other
> countries.
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> "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has
> its
> limits"… Albert Einstein
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> I know you all will appreciate this
> definition.
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> The best description of Obamacare so
> far:
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> Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find
> out
> what's in it."
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> A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's
> the
> definition of a stool sample."

Clever Spaniards!

Clever Bunch, these Spaniards!


The Spanish may not be the world power they were                   prior to 1588, but they still have some good                   ideas!


A man is buried a dead pig. Make sure you read                   the explanation at the bottom.


In Seville Spain , local people found a way to stop                   the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known by the local press.


The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a                   Mosque on "pig soiled ground." The Muslims had to cancel the project. This land was sold to them by government officials. 


No protests were needed by the local people ... and                   it worked!


PEOPLE IN USA , CANADA & THE UK NEED TO TAKE A LESSON FROM THE SPANIARDS!