DON'T BLAME ME FOR THIS ONE...

> >Sad but true.....
> >
> >How the world works lately...
> >
> >If a man cuts his finger off while
> >Slicing salami at work,
> >He blames the restaurant.
> >
> >If you smoke three packs a day
> >For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
> >Your family blames the
> >Tobacco company.
> >
> >If your neighbor crashes
> >Into a tree while driving home drunk,
> >He blames the bartender.
> >
> >If your grandchildren are
> >Brats without manners,
> >You blame television.
> >
> >If your friend is shot by a
> >Deranged madman,
> >You blame the gun manufacturer..
> >
> >And if a crazed person breaks
> >Into the cockpit and
> >Tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet,
> >And the passengers
> >Kill him instead,
> >The mother of the crazed deceased
> >Blames the airline.
> >
> >I must have lived too long to
> >Understand the world
> >As it is anymore.
> >
> >So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED BUTT
> >
> >Is parked in front of this computer,
> >I want all of you to
> >Blame Bill Gates .
> >
> >Have a nice day