Garfield on the oil shortage.

A lot of  folks can't understand how we came    to  have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA 
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California 
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Coastal Florida 
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota 
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Wyoming 
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Colorado 
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Kansas 
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Oklahoma 
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Pennsylvania 
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And 
Texas 
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Our dipsticks are located  in DC 
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Any Questions? 
   
     NO? Didn't think so.