WHY TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Ten reasons to vote Democrat by Letterman
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> THESE ARE GREAT AND RIGHT ON
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> Ten reasons to vote Democrat by
> Letterman
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> #10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
> marry
> whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German
> Shepherd.
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> #9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
> 4% on a gallon
> of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
> at 15% isn't.
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> #8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a
> better
> job of spending the money I earn than I
> would.
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> #7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long
> as
> nobody is offended by it.
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> #6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
> gun,
> and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
> murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service
> that gets
> police to your home in order to identify your body after a home
> invasion.
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> #5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of
> babies
> being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and
> comfy.
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> #4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right
> to
> free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should
> take away Social Security from those who paid into
> it.
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> #3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not
> be
> allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
> the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees
> it.
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> #2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
> rewrite
> the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never
> get their agendas past the voters.
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> … And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's
> better to
> pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own
> because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here
> in
> America. We
> don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those
> other
> countries.
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> "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has
> its
> limits"… Albert Einstein
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> I know you all will appreciate this
> definition.
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> The best description of Obamacare so
> far:
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> Remember when Nancy Pelosi said: “We have to pass it, to find
> out
> what's in it."
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> A physician called into a radio show and said: "That's
> the
> definition of a stool sample."

The Cardinal and Pelosi...

Catholic Mass- this will bring a smile to your face maybe.


Last Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., an aide wanted the Cardinal to call Nancy Pelosi a saint. 


The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."  
Pelosi's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the  congregation you see Pelosi as a saint.” 
The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon." 



As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms.Pelosi was present. 
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms. Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip- flop on many other issues.  Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever  personally witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington , and in California . The woman is simply not to be trusted." 



The Cardinal  concluded,  "But, when compared with President Obama, Ms. Pelosi is a saint."