President solution to air travel.

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- t hey don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

Clever Spaniards!

Clever Bunch, these Spaniards!


The Spanish may not be the world power they were                   prior to 1588, but they still have some good                   ideas!


A man is buried a dead pig. Make sure you read                   the explanation at the bottom.


In Seville Spain , local people found a way to stop                   the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known by the local press.


The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a                   Mosque on "pig soiled ground." The Muslims had to cancel the project. This land was sold to them by government officials. 


No protests were needed by the local people ... and                   it worked!


PEOPLE IN USA , CANADA & THE UK NEED TO TAKE A LESSON FROM THE SPANIARDS!