Ted Nugent Interview...

How deer think

Great Quote!

Deer Hunting Story... even if you don't care about hunting... Gotta Love Ted!

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"
Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress."
The interview ended

Fishing story...

I knew it and saw it coming. Do not mess with snakes. They are smarter that we give them credit for.
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Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing one morning but after a short time I ran out of prawns. Then I saw a redbelly black snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good barramundi bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket. Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bitten. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog. A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that bloody snake, with two more frogs.

Good One!

Several guys from Peterborough , Ontario , dressed up their truck with a guy tied to 


  the roof.   The driver and passengers put on Moose Head costumes.


As they drove down the main street of Peterborough they caused about 6 accidents. 


They were charged with Public Mischief and having open beer in a vehicle.




Peterborough cops have no sense of humor.